christopher heiser <christopher AT heiser DOT net>
Date Published: March 1st, 2004
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Possible Signs of Life on Mars? And in Schwarzenegger?!?

Tomorrow, at 2 p.m. EST, NASA plans a press conference to announce "significant findings" from its twin Mars rovers regarding signs of water that may support life.

Update: NASA scientists say that there is definitive evidence that parts of Mars were "once soaked in liquid water," and that Martian rocks were "altered by liquid water." However, they have not found any direct traces of living organisms on the red planet.

Meanwhile, Governor Arnold Groppenfuhrer stated on this evening's Tonight Show that same-sex marriages would be "fine with me" if the courts or the voters made them legal. While his statement essentially says nothing, it displays the possibility of some real compassion from this overly masculine, yet distinctly metrosexual, governor. However, he also managed to imply that Jay Leno was coming on to him by asking about the gay marriage issue. That is just so funny and clever. I haven't laughed so hard since Kindergarten Cop.

by Buddy Glass on March 1 19:42
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